Just Be Picking Points To Disqualify Me, Because Gaskiya, I Am Not Wife Material At All.
1. I Have Unusual Views About Being Female And Being In A Relationship/Marriage.
Let Me Share Some.
I Don't Know How Many Guys Can Deal With A Lady Who Won't Be Bothered To Change Her Name To His Upon Marriage.
I'm Absolutely An Unbeliever In That.
I'm Keeping My Name. Without So Much As A Question.
It Doesn't Make Sense To Me Changing It.
2. I Hate Cooking.
I Can Go Weeks Without Nearing The Kitchen. I Survive On Golden Morn, Noodles, Oats, And The Likes.
And I'm Surrounded By Friends Who Love To Cook And Love To Have Me Eat.
3. I Challenge Opinions A Lot And Really Don't Know How To "Keep My Mouth Shut" As A Woman Should
If You Marry Me, You Go Dey Do "Shut-Up-I-Am-The-Head-Of-This-House!" Too Much.
4. I Am Not 'Homely' And 'Soft-spoken.'
God Abegeth Thee.
Met A Guy Recently And The First Thing He Could Tell Me After I Opened My Mouth To Counter Something He Had Said Was "Why Are You Behaving Like A Man?"
Jesus My Lord
5. By Nature, I Am An Editor.
What That Means Is That Everything You Probably Say May Always Be Corrected.
Omor. I Don't Use To Know How To "Pretend I Didn't Hear That."
I Can Ask Questions For Indonesia.
6. Your Friends Cannot Call Me "Our Wife."
Unless You Agree That What I Give You, They Will Collect And Of Course, My Friends Can "Husband" You Too
7. I Can't Stand Babies That Cry Incessantly.
But Let's Rewind.
Most Of My Life, I Didn't Want To Marry.
Your Gender Too Dey Stress Person And My Motto Is "Baby Girl For Life."
As I Don Dey Change Mind, Make My Greatness No End In My DNA, I Cannot Brave Childbirth To Save My Life.
I Will Faint If You Don't Hold My Hand.
I Cannot Enter Labour Room Without The Person That Chook Something Humongous Inside My Belle.
My Brother, You Must Be There.
And No o. I Don't Know How To Push.
If We Cannot Afford Surrogate, We Go Do CS.
Then Again, Fear Dey Catch Me.
Make I Close This Chapter Fess.
8. I HAAAAAAAAAAATEEEEEE Traditional Marriage And Rites.
E Dey Do Me Like Say I Go Surgery.
I Go Get Bed Rest For Two Weeks After.
I Never Sabi How We Go Run Am Bhet The Lord Knoweth.
And Yes. I Don't Fancy Wedding Either.
I Find The Whole Things Very Stressful.
9 And 10 Loading Shortly.
But I Believe You Can Use These Few Points To Convince Yourself That Ayam Not Da One For You, Jeremiah
